What I will NEVER post.

Let’s be clear about something.

Not everything belongs in your cart, and not everything belongs on this page.

Here’s what you will never see from me:

🚫 Fake “40% off” deals that were never actually full price
🚫 Random junk just because it pays commission
🚫 Urgency pressure like “BUY NOW OR ELSE”
🚫 Trendy garbage that falls apart in a week
🚫 Stuff I wouldn’t buy with my own money

Cheap clutter is still clutter.

If it doesn’t pass the price check, usefulness check, and Add to Cart Energy™ vibe check — it doesn’t get posted.

I might scroll like a menace…

But I recommend like someone with a budget.

Strategic chaos only.